Ninja’s 9-step guide to Hang-overs!

I just found the one thing which I am not immune to (next to death and RSS scraping), Hang-overs! Let me tell you that you always forget the consequences of going out and having fun! So, here’s the Ninja way of recovering composure the morning after:

Drink water before going to bed - A lot of water. I’m talking 2 litres here!
Piss often - Try and piss as often as possible. It will speed up the sobering process.
Go to bed - This is a step you should actually do.
Wake up - Probably the most difficult step.
Piss - Ahh. The proverbial morning piss. Can take up to a minute (mine was approx. 35 sec).
Drink Water - No doubt you woke up with dry-mouth; dehydration caused by the alcohol draining you of fluids.
Eat - The best and probably most important step. Eat something big and greasy (unless you’re partial to heart trouble). My recommendation, egg and bacon on fried white bread. You heard me right. Put a lot of oil in a pan, chuck in eggs, bacon and bread at the same time. Eat in any order. You should feel better afterwards.
Take special tonic - The tonic? Cup of boiling water and teaspoon of lemon juice. Will wake you up, and you’ll really need to take a crap.
Stay away from direct sunlight - Direct contact with sunlight may induce vomiting.

So there you have it. My personally tried and tested solution to getting through a hang-over alive. Good luck, and remember to go easy on the spirits next time!

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